Happy Valentine's Day

I may be a hundred miles away from my husband this week, but that's no reason not to acknowledge Valentine's Day, so I've lined up a super-saucy prize for any of you who still have the energy for seduction. Frankly my own ardour gave up the ghost a few children ago, so it's all yours. This giveaway is for all you women who woke up this morning hoping for a surprise gift of foxy knickers, and instead got a creased Clinton's card and a bunch of half-dead carnations. Good job it's the thought that counts.

When I was in my early twenties lingerie from Ann Summers was the height of naughty erotica. They've kept all those naughty nurse outfits, but their range also contains a surprising number of stylish little numbers which certainly wouldn't be out of place in a Cotswold Mother's wardrobe. So what would I choose? Well, as I said, nowadays in the bedroom I boast plaid pyjamas and a pair of furry slippers, but if I were to throw caution to the winds and attempt a little seduction, I'd do so in the Gabrielle Cami Suspender set. I don't know who Gabrielle is, but I envy her that look of gay abandon, plus I reckon the outfit would do wonders for my baby-ravaged stomach.

If you fancy winning a Gabrielle Cami Suspender set, worth £55, just leave a comment below to enter. I'll pick a winner at random after midnight on Monday 20 February 2012.

For an extra entry, tweet the following;
'I want to win a Gabrielle Cami with @ann_summers and @MTJAM  http://tinyurl.com/8xrtsez '

Good luck - and happy Valentine's Day.

p.s. I'm being rather unfair on the men here - I'm sure lots of women have woken up this morning to fantastically well thought-out gifts and cards. So if it's the man in your life who has been forgotten, here are Sarah McGiven's thoughts on Valentine's Day shopping ideas for men: the gifts we should have bought our husbands today.